What about the formatting seems indicative of AI generation? It just looks like normal long-form writing to me.
The author didn't use headings like that in their 2024 blog posts.
> He called the restaurant. He was put on hold for thirty minutes. When someone finally answered, they were apologetic but firm — the restaurant was fully booked. No warmth. No conversation. Just a long wait and a closed door.
If that was written by a human, it's embarrassing.