Your position is just bonkers.
Real lawyer opinion > armchair lawyer opinion.
But if you start invoking your rights and they think you have something to hide, they can easily find an excuse. "I smelled alcohol" is a popular one. If you refuse the test, they can invoke the smell of alcohol as an excuse to bring you in. They will eventually let you go, but that's days rather than minutes.
Police will correctly tell you that they don't want to harass you and it is much easier to simply answer their questions if you have nothing to hide. You don't have to, and most of the time they'll still just let you go as long as you comply with the actual orders. But it's not a guarantee.
Actually, the "retired cop" (he was not retired at the time of the video) was also a law student taking part in the law school lecture at the law school he was attending.
And those fucking cardiac surgeons are forever telling you that your brother in-law, the roofing contractor, shouldn't be performing your triple bypass surgery and that your only option is a "board certified" (whatever that bullshit means -- a couple grand every year, maybe?) heart surgeon. amirite?
And don't get me started on how useless dentists are. I have my own pliers. Geez Louise!
Please.
It doesn't mean any of them are wrong, but experts in their respective fields are most aware of the edge cases, they might not be optimizing for what everyone else is optimizing, and they cost the most: and sometimes that cost is an opportunity cost, be it time, money, knowledge, etc.
My original reply was an attempt to prove at that.
Cop: I pulled you over for speeding. May I have your license and registration please.
Me: (Hands over documents)
Cop: Where are you headed tonight?
Me: On my way home
Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
Me: No sir.
Cop: walks back to his car, does whatever they do, comes back with either a ticket (which, honestly, I deserve) or a warning.
That's not to say there's never a situation where remaining silent and lawyering up is your best move, but I do not see how refusing to answer these questions or blustering about "my rights" is going to result in any better outcome in a typical roadside traffic stop.
A huge amount of police work is vibes based "this guy looks sketchy, let's wait for him to do something and check him out" stuff. If you talk, they decide there's nothing to see here, move on.
If you don't talk in a clumsy way they decide you're up to no good and pull every trick in the book to get you. And they have plenty of tricks to construe the situation to their favor once they go down that path.
You absolutely can escalate what could've been a warning or simple ticket into a full fledged drug dog fake hit type stop by being obtuse. Or in the case of a real investigation escalate a "this ain't are guy" into a "put them on the short list and really go over them" (which you hope comes to nothing, but still).
>Your position is just bonkers.
Your position is just ignorant.
Specifically England, not the UK, as Scottish law is different.
I don't think it's terrible advice to not talk to the cops but it tends to discount the reality of the world. Going through any sort of criminal trial is expensive and has devastating life impacts. Cops are the first step in that process and convincing them not to arrest you is the easy path out.
If the cops were seeking me personally (i.e the system is seeking me out) out it'd be a different story though.
Now they don’t have probable cause for an arrest based on the original crime they stopped you for, but your day is still ruined.
If you match the description and are in the vicinity of the crime, you are not going to save yourself by talking to the police. You are already in "get a lawyer" territory.
One night, while walking, I was stopped by police because I roughly matched the description of someone who had burgled a house nearby. They didn't tell me this straight away; they just asked who I was, where I lived, and what I was doing. I didn't have ID on me, but I answered their questions honestly. They went to their car for a bit (presumably checking that my name matched my address and/or that I didn't have a record), then came back, explained the situation, and let me go as they had no strong reason to suspect me. The whole interaction was pretty relaxed and cordial, and they didn't contact me again.
Things definitely wouldn't have gone better for me had I made a point of refusing to engage beyond the legally required minimum, and it's easy to imagine how they could have gone significantly worse.
If I want to help them out I would then prepare a written statement, approved by my solicitor, and give them that.
It's just the sensible way to go.
There's no rush. Take your time and be smart.