You joke, yet there are plenty of missing actually useful features, some of which even Linux lags behind with exception of Android/Linux.
Difficulty: QoL features added to undo the effects of bad design changes in Win11 don’t count, such as “compact view” in Windows 11 File Explorer.
Here is another one, enforced application sandboxing and signing, comming up in a future update this year, year another useful one for security.
Yet another one, ability to actually use Windows containers without having the same kernel version between host and guest, useful for Windows developers.
Three for the price of one, there you go.
Only downside is that defining custom sequences is… less than intuitive.