> And believe me, when sour patch kids are an effective medicine, you have a disease that must just exist for spite.
Feel free to ignore below if spk's were just the closest, but there are better flavored non-melting options that also travel well.
I keep some Transcend gels (available from Amazon) on my nightstand and scattered all around my house. They'll "burn" if you need to suck down three or more back-to-back (I rarely need them, and when I do it's usually only 1) but they're a zillion times better than any candy with predictable (5-10 mins) time for the glucose to hit you - unlike candy. They recently changed the packaging design, so you'll need to snip a tiny bit off the corner (sorta like a tiny pre-cut) in case you need to open with the convulsions.