Not sure it's the brightest idea to pick a name based on what a 12-year-old thinks is cool, but ok
It’s the opposite - if a 12-year-old thinks it’s cool it probably needs a rethink.
It's that if a 12 year old boy can't stop laughing at the name, it's a bad one. Negative signal rather than a positive one. eg expertsexchange.com
Because abbreviations end up how they end up sometimes. Windows: Compact Edition seems entirely reasonable until you spell it wince. Why did the South Lake Union Tram line get renamed?