Sounds like you need an AI agent that can determine whether http and gopher are the same protocol
zdw: It's like someone should make a file... maybe in /etc ... and put short names for services in it... maybe it could be called /etc/services...
tolciho: And then they might code up some sort of service lookup tool thingy to use on the train wreck that is the modern web.
$ getent services gopher
gopher 70/tcp