Okay, I did so. I realize that in your later followup comment you might want something different (like for Chrome itself to cache these downloads or something) but for now I made what you asked for, here you go:
https://stateofutopia.com/experiments/ephemeralcdn/
It's an ultrafast temporary CDN for one-off experiments like this. Should be lightning fast. By including the script, you can include any file this CDN serves.
Just like you wouldn't use same table in your system for all users in a multi tenant application.
Tadaaa! Tracking.
There's no such thing as non-sensitive content from a CDN though. Scripts are obviously sensitive, styles can be used to exfiltrate data through background-url directives, and anything like images has no benefit being cached across sites.
Fonts might be one exception, but I bet those are exploitable somehow.
Or indeed use some sort of huggingface model downloader (if that exist with XET)