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The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Isn't that a tachyon?

The news was that neutrino was measured to have FTL speed.

Probably the faster than light neutrino a little while back. Turned out to be a loose cable if I recall correctly.

I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting:

"Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."

Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.

Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"

Although it seems like the gp misread decay.