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But the Dow is over 50,000 right now!!!1

(actually, 46,565.74 right now)

$50,000.

Gotta be accurate. Just saying 50,000 implies her incoherent rant was even a little bit based in reality.

But the DJIA isn't in dollars it's in points.

You're missing the reference (which the parent comment linked for you)

I hope you inform our attorney general