I recently built a 400sqft porch on my semi-urban duplex.

Two birdnests have set up shop, both in my rafters (one on CCTV). My ceilinghooked bicycle will be decommissioned for this summer's nesters.

Unfortunately, being the only porch/shade: the cats are also prowling... figuring out the rooftop connections.

#PoopPorch2026

Imagine considering some bird poop staining the paint dangerous instead of the air pollution that's slowly killing you.