But there are bigger fish to fry:
Given that the DHS was Dr. President's only surviving bastion of signature policy, it only makes sense to shoot it like a puppy by social media firing squad to bridge the gap from the full-transparency-who-cares-about-child-rape-when-the-Dow-is-50K DoJ testimony about the Lolita scandal to the it's-armageddon-not-war being fought "fuck yeah!" by the Team America World Police Dept of War...
Props to U.S.A.: our leadership can roll bullshit at moon-mission levels of sophistication.
(insert AI video of Dr. President piloting a fighter jet with his air supply worn as a chin diaper bombing his electorate with shit)
"Dicks, pussies and assholes" Team America!