Did they say "thank you" and "please"?
For being satire, it's such a good source for perspective on the headlines
And they likely used hair style that requires absurd amount of maintennance. If there were women in the group, they likely used expenasive and painful body modifications on top of that. Republicans have own style, they are big on looks, after all.
Body modification like that is a status symbol amoung republican women. Both high level women around Trump and in normal level republican areas with serious plastic surgeries industries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_c...