- Alexa, what time is it?
- Current time is 5:35 P.M. - the perfect time to crack open a can of ice cold Budweiser! A fresh 12-pack can be delivered within one hour if you order now!
- Alexa, what time is it?
- Current time is 5:35 P.M. - the perfect time to crack open a can of ice cold Budweiser! A fresh 12-pack can be delivered within one hour if you order now!
I am serious though about having it sent to me: if anyone has an Alexa they no longer want, I'm happy to take it off your hands. I have eight and have never bought one. Having worked there I actually trust the security more than before I worked there. It was basically impossible for me, even as a Principle Engineer, to get copies of the Text to Speech of a customer and I literally never heard a customer voice recording.
Also, my Alexa does advertise stuff to me when I talk to it. It's not Budweiser, but it'll try to upsell me on Amazon services all the time.
- "Alexa, name the new unnamed outlet 'Living Room Lights', and the other unnamed one 'Stair Lights', then add them to a new group called 'Christmas Lights', and add the other three outlets as well"
- "Alexa, create a routine to turn off all the Christmas lights if there's nobody in the room and it's after 11pm"
- "Alexa, turn off all the Christmas lights except the tree in this room and the mantle"
That same fuzziness has definitely fucked up things that used to work more reliably like music playback though. Sometimes it works when I fall back to giving it more "robotic" commands in those cases but not always. They've also gone completely overboard with the cutesy responses because it's so trivial to do now ("I've set your spaghetti sauce timer for ten minutes. Happy to help with getting this evening's Italian-inspired dinner ready!")
I only use it for music, and use two commands, but apparently having this work correctly is too much to ask for these days.
Which just launched last year, about four years after ChatGPT had AI voice chat. And it costs extra money to cover the costs. And as you aptly point out, all the guardrails they had to put in made the experience less than ideal.
> Also, my Alexa does advertise stuff to me when I talk to it.
Yes, that is how they try to make money. And it's gotten worse. But how many times does it get you to buy something?
Still not boxing them up. Though I now have a Pi with a HomeAssistant setup I'm trialling, so maybe that'll change.