It's like I landed on LinkedIn. Let that sink in (I mean, did you, are you lettin' it sink in? Has it sunk in yet? Man I do feel the sinking.)
This kind of bullshit rhetoric has been well honed by human bullshit experts for many years. They call it charisma or engagement-maxxing. They used to charge eachother $10,000 for seminars on how to master it.