That sounds like a lot of work - maybe you could burn some tokens asking AI to write a cron to burn some tokens for you?
But then you'd have to code review that crap and write test harnesses and other shit.
Sounds like a lot more work tbh.
Assign the PR to the offshore team and then just forget about it when they never end up reviewing it?
Years ago I remember talking to someone who purchased a "mouseJiggler" for that very purpose. That was literally what he called it. Problem for him was we turned it into a meme, and he immediately regretted telling us.