How many Big Macs for a barrel? Honest question.
In case you need it spelled out, there is, and has always been, a liquid market for the conversion of gold into US dollars. There isn't one for converting Big Macs into anything. They're worthless for trading the second they cross the counter at McDonald's.
For someone lashing out at "illiterate college students playing at economics", you're not exactly showing off your deep insight.