I know you are joking but I'm sure that there is at least one director or VP inside GitHub pushing a new salvation project that must use AI to solve all the problems, when actually the most likely reason is engineers are drawing in tech debt.
GitHub is under Microsoft’s CoreAI division, so that’s a pretty sure bet.
https://www.geekwire.com/2025/github-will-join-microsofts-co...
<mermaid>
flowchart TD
A["Claim: Bridge opening is conditional"] --> B["Actor: Donald Trump"]
A --> C["Project: Gordie Howe International Bridge"]
A --> D["Condition: Canadian concessions required"]
B --> E["Public statement"]
C --> F["Status: not opening (per claim)"]
D --> G["Type: policy/trade concessions"]
E --> H["Outcome framing"]
F --> H
G --> H
H["Message: No opening unless concessions are granted"]
</mermaid>
<mermaid>
flowchart TD
A["Claim: Bridge opening is conditional"] --> B["Actor: Donald Trump"]
A --> C["Project: Gordie Howe International Bridge"]
A --> D["Condition: Canadian concessions required"]
B --> E["Public statement"]
C --> F["Status: not opening (per claim)"]
D --> G["Type: policy/trade concessions"]
E --> H["Outcome framing"]
F --> H
G --> H
H["Message: No opening unless concessions are granted"]
</mermaid>The inertia is not permanent.
Computers can produce spreadsheets even better and they can warm the air around you even faster.
* writing endless reports and executive summaries
* pretending to know things that they don't
* not complaining if you present their ideas as yours
* sycophancy and fawning behavior towards superiors