I only see four requirements:
Someone who writes beautiful code--it makes me cry tears of joy. (Required) Someone who maintains their own server (Required, Linux preferred) Someone who will let me help them maintain their own server (Required) Someone with public repos on Github (Required)
The others are all "preferences", yes?
No smokers. (Required) No one whose personality changes when they drink. (Required) Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become violent. (Required) Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become uncontrollably angry. (Required)
Still a pretty low bar, IMO.
> If you've read the above preferences and feel you match at least 28/30 of them (30/34 for software engineers), please contact me.