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Everyone knows you're in a toilet due to the acoustics, but no-one is going to bring it up out of courtesy. Everyone also thinks less of you for it.

I highly doubt it. Most people are in rooms with bad acoustics to begin with.

I'm not sure if you're serious, but everyone knows.

No one knows.

We know now

Yeah this whole thread is absolutely filled with prudes as far as I'm concerned. Everybody poops, get over it.

I think you're mistaken sir.

I myself, me... Am descendant from a long line of arms that ascend from misty lakes depensing royalty on the form of moist scimitars.

Why don't you just excuse yourself for a few minutes like any normal human being would?