If its not in the middle east it's just a sparkling police action.

Quick in'n'out we are home before Christmas

2031: After 4 year struggle Maracay has finally fallen, An F35 has been shot down by unknown energy weapon, probably provided by China.

How does this affect Trump's chances of ... ahem, getting the peace prize?

I though he and his followers said he was anti-war? Oh yup, this is probably just a "special military operation"

It's almost like there's something happening on Friday that is so scary that there's a need for a full-on "Wag the Dog" shooting war.

Trump talks a lot of shit but generally he chickens out from that kinda thing historically speaking.

Granted considering his statements as things has gone on I'm not at all sure about his grasp on reality. Maybe he sees the wrong tweets and does something stupid(er) than usual?