Or that TLS and HTTPS are unrelated, when HTTPS is just HTTP over TLS; and TLS secures far more, from APIs and email to VPNs, IoT, and non-browser endpoints? Both are bunk; take your pick.
Or opt for door three: Ignore how CA/B Forum’s relentless ratcheting burdens ops into forking browsers, hacking root stores, or splintering ecosystems with exploitable kludges (they won’t: they’ll go back to “this cert is invalid, proceed anyway?” for all internal users).
Nothing screams “sound security” like 45-day cert churn for systems outside the public browser fray.
And hey, remember back in the day when all the SMTP submission servers just blindly accepted any certificate they were handed because doing domain validation broke email… yeah
Inspired.