What I'd love for these sites to do is help me understand where I am distributionally. How unique am I? On what? Help me understand what needs to be fixed and what my threat vector is.
The problem with these is that I'm always unique. Doesn't matter what browser I'm on or what. If I am unique on a clean Apple laptop in either Safari or Chrome then it is essentially meaningless. I got controlled hardware and vanilla software, how else do you blend into the crowd?
But in the wild sites aren't always implementing all these features. So I want to see if I'm unique to standard site or even one that is a bit more heavy. Importantly HOW unique am I? What things am I not unique, how unique am I, and what are the most unique things about me?
Having that information gives me the ability to do something about it. Without that information then this is just like any other website where essentially the message is "be scared! People can track you on the internet and there's nothing you can do about it!"