What a terrible article. Can anyone who is not a mathematician tell me one thing they learned from this?

The naked term "manifold" in its modern usage, refers to a topological manifold, loosely a locally euclidean hausdorff topological space, which has no geometry intrinsic to it at all. The hyperbolic plane and the euclidean plane are different geometries you can put on the same topological manifold, and even does not depend on the smooth structure. In order to add a geometry to such a thing, you must actually add a geometry to it, and there are many inequivalent ways to do this systematically, none of which work for all topological manifolds.