To which Beacon of Free Speech will you go?

The UK has its problems. Vague laws, over-excited police, Home Secretaries from every party who can never get enough polish on jack boots.

When I lived there I complained to my MP about David Blunkett. Jack Straw was no better. I left around the time Teresa May (leopard skin boots. A change for the better) was telling migrants they weren’t welcome from the back of trucks.

But stasi is ain’t. It’s a nonsense statement.