C# and .NET have a bigger market share than what gets talked about in trendy circles
One thing I will say is the Azure documentation is some of the most cumbersome to navigate I've ever experienced, there is a dearth of information in there, you just have to know how to find it.
Couldn’t they just throw money at the problem? Or fire the criminals who designed it?
b) You design for the audience. The complexity that person-who-would-ever-use-GCP will deal with is far beyond what the average internet user would ever endure.