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A spider will bite this guy and get the powers of a human.

his super power will be misunderstanding other spiders and prosecuting them for their otherness -_-

Ironically, despite these powers, he will get eaten during mating.

Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him? And Rodney Dangerfield to explain how big Jimmy Carter is.

If one falls into a tank like this, what steps are required to guarantee likelihood of developing powers?

same thought here