Surely Linux should be developed Google style, with a Web Scale perspective. uucp, tar, yacc, roff removed (with a 30 day notice, of course!), all the uses of "creat" amended to add the final "e", etc.

And systemd already follows Microsoft best practices, such as "Fire and Motion" https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2002/01/06/fire-and-motion/

The X11 people are trying this hard. I'm really curious how Wayland will evolve but, the history of GTK and QT does not give me much hope.

Wait you were kidding? I've already spun up a kubes cluster so we can feed FHS in a globally load-balanced CI/CD pipeline, I have an agentic LLM doing constant improvements so we can sprint to you never knowing where your files are!

It's like ASLR for files but no maps because maps aren't for trailblazers, they make the maps! It's very cutting edge and a value-add!

(Obligatory /s)

Ok, so it's only half satire, or is this reply also a satire? I mean, MS Teams, really?