I'm not Bryan but this sounds like the same over-abstracted architecture astronaut approach as UEFI. It's the compete opposite of Oxide's firmware.
[0] https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0241
[1] https://www.osfc.io/2022/talks/i-have-come-to-bury-the-bios-...
That begs the question. What does the patrol scrubs of ECC memory on your hardware?