> SPDY compresses everything, together, by default.

So does TLS 1.0 on ~42% of HTTPS servers. [1]

> I wish that I liked SPDY.

You're welcome to hate SPDY, it's just equally bad as HTTPS when it comes to this particular attack.

[1] http://blog.ivanristic.com/2012/09/it-seems-that-it-is-that-...