Mathematically wrong, unless restated correctly: "accessing ALL memory at a given cache level is O(N^[1/3])". After restatement: trite and useless.
Accessing any given one byte in the address space is amortized to O(1)
Accessing any given one byte in the address space is amortized to O(1)
See eg "The Myth of RAM": https://www.ilikebigbits.com/2014_04_21_myth_of_ram_1.html
8^(1/3) is 2
So according to OP (and you by agreement), upgrading my machine from 4GB of RAM to 32GB should double my RAM access time. Obviously, and demonstrably, nothing of the sort occurs!