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Given that everyone I disagree with on here is almost certainly a bot this fits.

I'm not a bot! You're the bot!

:)

The scary part of your joke is that there is no way to tell from the post if you are, in fact, a bot or not.

A remake of the classic "On the internet nobody knows you're a dog' [1] cartoon is clearly warranted.

You're absolutely right!

You’re absolutely - right!

Oh yeah? Can you even recognize all these stop signs?