How quickly does your laptop start? I like this idea a lot, I am now going down the rabbithole of finding which distributions boot the fastest (I remember this mattered a lot to linux users about 20 years ago)
How many years will it take to get back the time you now spend researching boot time? :p
I used to have a computer that would use several minutes. I would just turn it on, then get some coffee and have a little pee. It was fine :)