Note that the squared part is important in that result although the squaring destroys the metric property.
A part of beauty of Euclidean metric (now without the squaring) is it's symmetry properties. It's level set, the circle (sphere) is the most symmetric object.
This symmetry is also the reason why the circle does not change if one tilts the coordinates. The orientation of the level sets of the other metrics considered in the post, depend on the coordinate axes, they are not coordinate invariant.
Euclidean metric is also invariant under translation, rotation and reflection. It has a specific relation with notion of dot-product and orthogonality -- the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality.
A generalization of that is Holder's inequality that can be generalized beyond these Lp based metrics, to homogeneous sublinear 'distances' or levels sets that have some symmetry about the origin [0].
The Cartesian coordinate system is in some sense matched with the Euclidean metric. It would be fun to explore suitable coordinates for the other metrics and level sets, although I am not quite sure what that means.
[0] Unfortunately I couldn't find a convenient url. I thought Wikipedia had a demonstration of this result. Can't seem to find it.