me: "I need to swap sims"
bot: "Ok, how do you want to apply your bill payment"?
me: "No, sims"
bot: "Ok your payment options on file are XXXXX"
me: "Are you fucking retarded"
bot: "I see you have a trade-in, do you want to help with your trade in?"
me: "......"
Yea, had to go to a store. I am porting out of shiT-Mobile to Google Fi in a few weeks.