me: "I need to swap sims"
bot: "Ok, how do you want to apply your bill payment"?
me: "No, sims"
bot: "Ok your payment options on file are XXXXX"
me: "Are you fucking retarded"
bot: "I see you have a trade-in, do you want to help with your trade in?"
me: "......"
Yea, had to go to a store. I am porting out of shiT-Mobile to Google Fi in a few weeks.
It seems to work less these days, but in the past I would get a robot voice on the other end and just calmly start going “piss shit fuck damn ass” and it would connect me to a human operator.
My impression is that the stores hire ambitious but naive young people with promises of sales commissions, and in reality they’re mostly stuck sitting on hold for frustrated customers
Had a 1 hour wait to basically do a 2 minute fucking ESIM swap. No, fuck that.
Worse is when insurance misclassified a billing response from the hospital/provider and trying to go back and forth to fix it was agony. Of course the skeptic in me feels it may have been by design. It wasn't until the second time I manage to get a hospital and insurance rep on the phone at the same time that things got resolved... hah, can't play phone tag now bitches, you're both here.
Last time I had an issue with my internet I went into the Xfinity/Comcast store, they had reps with nothing to do and someone immediately helped me, they seem to have direct access to management systems that are not available to the customers on the website or via the app. Talking to a human to describe the problem is so much easier than dealing with a bot or voice-response system.
It's amazing just how inefficient large corporations are.
But the not funny part is the (shitty) use of dark-patterns.
Note the prompt-on-repeat is "and your drink?" instead of "would you like a drink with that?"
Someone here clearly wrote the prompt as "Be sure to end each order with an assume-yes drink upsell", not considering that some orders may already include a drink.
They're so hyper-focused on institutionalizing all the upsells that they don't consider the experience. I mean, I guess institutionalizing the upsells is the only way a system like this can pay for itself (easier to work out the kinks in a single AI system instead of training a million minimum-wage minimally-engaged humans), but these growing pains show how shitty it's all going to become.
The vendor that sold the system to Taco Bell probably has "increases average order amount by XX% through upsells" as a main marketing bullet point.
More like "increases ROI by 9999% with the power of AI"
And would you like to round up your purchase to donate to charity? (A charity we own and less than 10% of the donation goes to the actual charitable thing)
Of course, the Wendy's nearest me seems to get something wrong with my order every single time. It's not the order taker either, the receipt is always what I ordered, just the person making it or otherwise getting it together just fails in one way or another.
On the plus side, between the disappointment and increased pricing, I now get fast food maybe once a month. The cost used to be roughly a wash between buying something at the store and making it myself... that's not nearly the case anymore. And while store pricing has gone up a lot, most of the most massive spikes in prices are junk foods I'm less inclined to keep in the house. win-win.
Are fast food companies so mentally locked-in to replicating the old model of verbal order-taking that they can't see how cheap, fast, easy and accurate it would be to switch to photos and buttons?
We all manage to use a soda fountain, without needing a person (or AI) to take our drink order... and use vending machines.
The reality is human are just very fast. A good fast food order taker can processes complex orders almost instantly. The muscle memory developed on the POS is very real.
Items can be modified, and there's not enough buttons for every combination.
At some point later they (silently) made medium the default instead of small.