Sorry you chose to go to a mere #15 university, bro.
Isn't that a bit partisan? There are some big names above it (Cambridge, Harvard, Oxford, Yale, ...) - coming behind some of those doesn't make it a bad university.
Data presented. Doesn't conform to your pre-conceptions. Do you reject data, or pre-conceptions?
Clearly a Sanford man does the former.
Is it possible to reject just the interpretation of the data?