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Black hole goes into a barbershop

Barber goes "You're kidding me, right?"

Black hole goes into a barbershop.

Barber goes, "You're kiddiinnngggg mmmmmmeeeeeeeeee, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."

The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar.