No secret. Just vibes.
Since you know the tells of LLM generated text, you'll know that this is a classic: No X. Just Y. Proxyman -- pick your poison.
And if you're from PureGym reading this—let's talk.
There's a mixture of em dashes joining words and double hyphens spaced between words, suggesting the former were missed in a find and replace job."And if you're from [COMPANY] reading this[EM DASH]let's talk" is a classic GPT-ism.
It's like the API is saying "Hey buddy, I know this is odd, but can you poll me every minute? Thanks, love you too."
Shame Notifications: "You were literally 100 meters from the gym and walked past it"
It's just a ZIP archive with delusions of grandeur
Clear examples of fluff. Not only do these fail to "add facts or colour to the story", they actually detract from it.I agree with you that em dashes in isolation are not indicative, but the prose here is dripping with GPT-speak.