No secret. Just vibes.
Since you know the tells of LLM generated text, you'll know that this is a classic: No X. Just Y.
Proxyman -- pick your poison.
And if you're from PureGym reading this—let's talk.
There's a mixture of em dashes joining words and double hyphens spaced between words, suggesting the former were missed in a find and replace job.
"And if you're from [COMPANY] reading this[EM DASH]let's talk" is a classic GPT-ism.
It's like the API is saying "Hey buddy, I know this is odd, but can you poll me every minute? Thanks, love you too."
Shame Notifications: "You were literally 100 meters from the gym and walked past it"
It's just a ZIP archive with delusions of grandeur
Clear examples of fluff. Not only do these fail to "add facts or colour to the story", they actually detract from it.
I agree with you that em dashes in isolation are not indicative, but the prose here is dripping with GPT-speak.