Also: there's a great business model here....

I sell advertising space in the outbound phone calls to someone like a dating site. "Hi, here's your excuse to leave if you want. But next time, use SomeOtherDatingSite.com to find a better match!"

See, it's a foolproof plan.

It 'only' costs four cents per use, thanks to Twilio. (1c per inbound/outbound text message and 2c for the call.)

I'm fortunate to be able to put a bit of cash into a slush fund for giving away things like this for free. (I have other free apps that are costing me a LOT more to run, though still in Beta.)