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Wonder why they haven’t gotten an in house pizzeria yet to reduce the signal on this side channel leak

I have actually had pizza at the Pentagon. True, it was almost 30 years ago, and it tasted like federal-cafeteria pizza, but it was edible and I'm still alive.

I had that pizza every Friday throughout elementary school

I think the signal itself is pretty much just noise. If you're scheming against Pentagon you'd assume they're always working hard anyway.

Because with their budget they can afford to induce artificial demand and thus exert control over the signal, fooling adversaries in the process.

I doubt that's it. Artificial demand just adds noise to the signal, it doesn't eliminate it. It seems more likely that they've just decided that knowing the Pentagon is working on something without additional details isn't a very useful signal for adversaries.

I was about to make this same comment - this data might've been more useful for say, the soviets, when they were the only major threat that the US was actively dealing with, so they could have some guarantee that if they spotted a ton of pizzas being ordered to the pentagon, they could be fairly sure it would be something to relevant to them.

One of the examples was the night before the '91 Desert Storm started. For those that weren't around, there was a huge build up operation called Desert Shield and only became Desert Storm when they started shooting. It's not like that was a secret, and the Iraqis could have seen this data and not be surprised when the bombs start falling immediately after the pizza surge.

If you were bin Laden, maybe you might not have been caught unawares helicopters were about to crash in your garden. It's not like you didn't know they were looking for you.

I can't think of someone that the Pentagon or other agencies that this applies to that their adversaries would not know they were the adversary. This might be more relevant than you might think

Sounds about right.

Plus when it’s time to go Mutually Assured Destruction, ie to those capable of attacking the US mainland, I’m going to assume they would be doing all this from whatever the successor to Mt Weather is.

You have an awful lot of faith in an institution that seems to put its ass out in the wind on a regular basis

why not both

They do[1], but only open on weekdays and closes at 1600.

[1] https://www.mosaicpizzacompany.com/washington-dc/

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