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Jewellery stores have started supplying certificates of pedigree with diamonds they sell. This helps to reassure the customer that the diamond is not second-hand.

No one wants to buy used diamonds.

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  > No one wants to buy used diamonds.

Why not?

The naturally clamp tightly to the spirits of the dead. Don't wanna be dragging your dead great aunt's ghost the night club.

Dude I am breathing dead carbon atoms of Hitler and Einstein. There is no such adverse effects.

You are obviously affected by this ailment called "science-based critical thinking". It is bad (for business) so you should consult an astrologist or a zen furniture arranger to seek remediation.

Ooh, well, the next time I buy FreshAir (sorry Perri-Air) from Druidia, I'll make double-sure to check who breathed it before.

Of course, in your particular case, the Jesus atoms may outnumber the other two. So you’re probably good.

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