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Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

Did you mean a better world than Keith?

Presumably Keith will outlast your children.

/whoosh/

yup

I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.

I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.