Ah, okay. Maybe it’s more obvious in context, or maybe my hyperbole detector is broken.
We all become that eventually, hopefully we can all be as poetic and humble (and honest) about it.
But apparently I didn’t get the hyperbole.
Only to then realize (after reading the walkthrough) that there was indeed a way.
I think it's human nature to find (rather search) blame not only in yourself but everywhere else... anyhow, since the author is reflective we should be forgiving as well.