This is somehow not satirical?
"The AI told me splattering em dashes everywhere was what I want—and I, the author of this AI written blog, agrees!"
"The AI told me splattering em dashes everywhere was what I want—and I, the author of this AI written blog, agrees!"
The actual quote was this:
"Em dashes are great for inserting clarifying details, quick shifts, or sharp asides—without breaking the sentence. I love them. When used well, they add rhythm and emphasis. They help writing flow the way people actually talk."
Deciding you like em dashes— and writing a blog post saying so—because an AI told you they were good for human writers—is funny behavior—even if "you" weren't LLM output masquerading as an author.
It's very generous of you to assume a "human writer" wrote that blog post—is it not?