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I'm feeling a bit cheated it's 2025 and I just bought a brand new car that does not drive itself and runs on dead dinosaurs.

I know is probably in jest but still, fossil fuels don't come from dinosaurs

You at least had the option of buying one that did not run on dead dinosaurs.

And the option to get one with "self driving" even if it's into a tree occasionally. (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44138241)

Dead pedestrians are not a suitable replacement.

Ooh, a self-driving-into-obstacles car that runs on dead pedestrians. With garbage truck style arms to lift the bodies automatically.