those are broken adults.

I have never seen an adult disdain ice cream.

We just eat the better stuff.

actually ice cream sandwiches are known as a "dad thing"

There is lactose or sugar free ice cream if you need them

As a type-2 diabetic, I pretty much avoid ice cream. Now and then my wife insists on a stop at Dairy Queen, so I do indulge in an ice cream cone the, and she will often give me a spoonful of ice cream at home (Tillamook Oregon Strawberry...yum).

Sugar-free ice creams seem to have largely disappeared in the Pacific Northwest. Dreyers or Haagen-Daaz (don't remember which) used to have one or two varieties regularly, but not anymore. Most others are in expensive pint sizes (Ben & Jerry's sized, but even more expensive).

I love ice cream and I'm lactose intolerant. I take generic lactase pills with the ice cream and it works.

I'm picky about my ice cream though - I pretty much only eat Braum's premium ice cream.