It's not too late. I had 100 business cards made that have (among other things) "Lumberjack" listed as one of my professions. I gave one to my girlfriend when we first met, and it got me the date.
Oh, sure, but I could not possibly dream of stealing this particular valor.
Did you sleep all night, and work all day?
I'm qualified for one then, I've hung around in "bars"