> hydrogen > contributes less than a rounding error to global electricity generation
True, however it doesn't imply that it will remain irrelevant.
> unviable financially
For the time being, and less and less. Bloomberg NEF predicts that green hydrogen will cost approximately 1.2€/kg in 2050. Carbon taxes or oil prices may also play a role as nearly all hydrogen is now produced thanks to some fossil fuel.
> nuclear > is a genuinely low-carbon source of electricity
Green hydrogen could also be.
> prone to leakage
This is a major challenge for transportation-related usages, especially in small or not-intensively used vehicles. This isn't in the "gridpower backup" role, as mass and volume of storage isn't a major parameter.