I am assuming/hoping this incorporates something like an nVidia Jetson.

I am, however, quite pessimistic, that this NAS stays ub-enshittificated. (Un-shittified?).

A neat possibility would be to (notwithstandkng the privacy implications) is to use the NAS-level checksumming of files, something like SHA-256 or even MD5, and cross-check with known kaka files to detect backups of infected things.

Buuut, sunce this reminds me of the whole apple CSAM fiasco, so not likely.